My Contribution to Psychology

I have this theory that psychology students and professors alike love it when you make jokes about being crazy. But recently I saw an advertisement on University of Iowa Jobnet for a research subject and thought, what a good time to test my theory. They were looking for someone to "participate in perception, memory, and language experiments," which sounded great. Here's my rough draft ...

Dear Psychology Jesus,

I am very sane and would like to help you find the crazy people and put them away. These lunatics are everywhere. They yell at me a lot. Make them stop we shall. Sign me up, bitches!

So when they read this I figure they'll either be like, "Wow, he's crazy. We need more of that guy in our life" or at the very least, they'll get a good chuckle out of it. (It's funny because I'm mocking their profession.)